Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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