would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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