Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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