So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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