i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
wow bdsm is so cute
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