I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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