I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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