Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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