I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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