so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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