that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Sober January is a disaster.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
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