we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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