Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You have to summon your inner elephant
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
