Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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