I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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