I want to stick my p in your. b.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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