it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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