Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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