Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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