You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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