I just saw a hot homeless man
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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