Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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