I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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