no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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