Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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