just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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