no more duck duck goose at the bar
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I smell like Dick and happiness
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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