Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Sacagawea was the original milf.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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