i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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