Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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