The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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