4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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