I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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