The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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