I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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