just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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