all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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