so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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