you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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