So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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