she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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