At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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