Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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