There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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