i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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