Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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