dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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