I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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