Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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