it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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