so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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