Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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