Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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