don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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