she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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