Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Randomize
